June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
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@0xabad1dea ok now i'm imagining the opening strike of a war being on us-east-1
@Rairii We have always been at war with us-east-1.
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So.. not just a localised power issue then?
@tony @0xabad1dea That's when they lost a *second* AZ. Several AWS services are (supposed to be) resilient to complete destruction of one AZ. If two are down they're in deeper shit.
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@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I see a zone-name like "mec1" and I assumed it was in mecca. Looks like it was in UAE, though?
@0xabad1dea @ferricoxide I think it means "Middle East central"
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea Did these "objects" also "undergo rapid, premeditated disassembly"?
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea Anyone remember the icbmto: URL format? 😉
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@HeNeArXn @0xabad1dea of course they would!
Ballistic Missile just means it finishes its burn relatively early (contrast to Cruise Missile eg).
There are many sizes and payloads, they aren't all nuclear.
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
Lulz, two datacenters:Mar 02 6:22 AM PST We continue to work towards recovery of the two impaired Availability Zones (mec1-az2 and mec1-az3) in the ME-CENTRAL-1 Region. We are expecting recovery to take at least a day, as it requires repair of facilities, cooling and power systems, coordination with local authorities, and careful assessment to ensure the safety of our operators. EC2, Amazon DynamoDB and other AWS Services continue to experience significant error rates and elevated latencies.
We recommend customers enact their disaster recovery plans and recover from remote backups into alternate AWS Regions, ideally in Europe. Further, we strongly advise customers to update their applications to ingest S3 data to an alternate AWS Region. We will provide an update by 11:00 AM PST on March 2, or sooner if we have additional information to share. -
June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange
A friend who has in-laws living in Dubai said:some of the school's' remote learning apps don't work because local companies used local infrastructure.
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
@0xabad1dea when the zombie apocalypse comes: We're expecting some intermittent disruption due to an ongoing brain sourcing event.
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
Don't make me root for people taking out data centers
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June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”
March 2026: an Amazon data center in the Middle East is literally struck by a fucking ballistic missile in a hot war and they call it “impacted by objects”
Unplanned rapid disassembly.
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