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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
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Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn I did soon thereafter fall off the horse. I bounced down 113 steps.
I have not since sat on a horse. -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn Animals I have sat upon (mostly when I was young and wee): sheep, goat, pig, cow, horse, and whale (dead, skeletonised).
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn Exactly one horse, exactly one time.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn i thought this sounded super silly until i realized that even me, who basically never leaves my house, have sat on a horse once before. So maybe you're onto something...
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@Pepijn@mastodon.online there was this viral video a few years ago of a girl who taught her cow to jump obstacles even. I think they had a farm but weren't able to have a horse.
@Pepijn@mastodon.online Here it is. Its German, sorry.
The cow is named Luna and can do 8 jumps until she is tired.
Youtube Video -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
I have sat on a horse, but I suspect most people have not. I don't think any of my kids (youngest is old enough to vote) have sat on a horse ever
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn@mastodon.online Have had the opportunity on a handful of occasions and have always refused. Horses terrified me when I was a child, and I'm still wary of them (for broadly similar reasons) as an adult.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn i am available if someone needs to sit on me
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn bwahahaha, I've sat on both! And goats! (the wonders of being raised on a hippie commune)
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn
Yes. We owned a horse once briefly.And in fact, I even once sat on an elephant (ouch BTW. Their hairs are stiff like tiny needles.)
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@Pepijn No, Iβve never sat on a horse. Iβve only ridden a pony once and ended up with a broken arm from falling off it.
@Broadfork @Pepijn I am pretty sure pony is just type of a horse, so sitting on a pony is sitting on a horse
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn no, because they're creepy things with blackened eyes and the power to shatter pelvises.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn I feel like I must have when I was a kid, but I have no actual memory of doing so.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn Not only have I sat on a horse, I have ridden one.
The person whose horse it was and who explained to me how to do it told me that he concluded that I belonged to the "SOS" school of horse riding, because apparently my position on the saddle looked like a Sack Of Shit.
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@Pepijn bwahahaha, I've sat on both! And goats! (the wonders of being raised on a hippie commune)
@alice @Pepijn
Same! I was trying to milk our goat after a phantom pregnancy and was straddling her, holding on to one horn as I bent over trying to milk her (she weighed 100lb!).I was totally concentrated and then heard some noise and turned my head around to see my wife and daughter both creased up laughing because it apparently looked a bit, err, wrong.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn
No horse, no cow. I think there might have been a camel once at a zoo. And maybe a donkey on the beach. But no, no horse. π’ -
Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
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Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a cow it came up that she has never sat on a horse. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never sat on a horse.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a horse.
π π π΄
Have you sat on a horse?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
@Pepijn i don't remember
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