WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW BANKSY'S IDENTITY

[cyb3rrunn3r@cyb3rrunn3r.de]

@JeffGrigg@mastodon.social @evan@cosocial.ca i wrote that because of THIS: "INVESTIGATE LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE"

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[perigee@rage.love]

@evan @SistaWendy finding out Banksy's secret identity is gonna be like finding out Fatboy Slim was not more interesting. (He's complex, but not earth shakingly so....)

[gulfie@yiff.life]

@evan its me im banky

[gulfie@yiff.life]

@evan imagine micky mouse... but like doing something fucked up... makes u think

[hko@floss.social]

@evan I'm glad these valiant truth-seekers have gotten the guy who spray paints hopeful symbolism on walls sorted.

I assume they will now shift their keen investigative minds to reporting about Palantir's sales process. Or whatever. This is going to be great!

[atlovato@mastodon.social]

@evan - Absolutely.

[petrichorsquirrel@meow.social]

@EndlessMason @fee_fi_fo_fum @evan im banky

[arrrg@kolektiva.social]

@evan The president of the United States has been credibly accused of raping children. There are mountains of evidence to support these claims. But the press doesn't seem to have the time to really dig into it.

Identifying the subversive ... that they can work on for YEARS.

[gustodon@mas.to]

@fraggle I like to pretend that guy is Lieutenant Scott from Stargate Universe.

[edwiebe@mstdn.ca]

@evan I’m happy to have read the story. There are an enormous number of other artists who deserve our attention. Don’t venerate Banksy, or anyone else.

[endlessmason@hachyderm.io]

@PetrichorSquirrel @fee_fi_fo_fum @evan bankticus?

[anniebuddy@mstdn.ca]

@evan

I haven't read a single article, I've just seen headlines.

I'm going to live in willful ignorance on this as long as I can.

[thebratdragon@mastodon.scot]

@evan

Din't they have MORE paedophiles to unmask?

Aaaaaah I see Banksie is the distraction....

[montgomerygator@fouroclockfarms.club]

@evan Banksy's identity

[schrotthaufen@mastodon.social]

@fraggle @evan @aud We need a collective “No you didn’t” memory sinkhole moment just like that one time Dril got doxxed.

[geoffl@mastodon.me.uk]

@evan I don't want to know that Banksy was a privileged white kid from a well off family.

[stonykark@mstdn.ca]

@evan @tofugolem we can bury the story by ignoring it. No clicks, no searches, nothing. They can't make you care unless you let them.

[m3t00@mstdn.plus]

@SBvD @kwayk42 @evan

https://mstdn.plus/tags/grafitti

[isaacfreeman@cloudisland.nz]

@GentlemanTech @evan I am Banksy!

[gwcoffey@mastodon.social]

@evan In conversation.