Are mermaids sexy?

[evan@cosocial.ca]

@dtauvdiodr wow, really gatekeeping the mermaid identity there.

[evan@cosocial.ca]

@maj some mermaids have a little butt bump! I think it's more common when the mermaid is represented by a human actor wearing a costume tail, so their curves show under the costume.

[tvaughan@mastodon.social]

@evan You asked if mermaids are sexy. The answer is Daryl Hannah.

[evan@cosocial.ca]

I guess it's also good erotic content for people who are really into upper bodies. If you love big chests and ripped arms, a Triton figure can be really sexy. And the lower body is kind of negated into the background. Same with mermaids, I guess? Although probably more about the breasts or other features than bulging muscles.

[evan@cosocial.ca]

Not much there for foot lovers, though! That's got to be frustrating.

[evan@cosocial.ca]

@tvaughan she's not actually a mermaid, though. She's a human actress who played a mermaid in a movie.

[mayintoronto@beige.party]

@evan What makes a mermaid butt sexy though?

[evan@cosocial.ca]

Also worth noting is that the poll was not about this particular wallpaper. I mean, that'd be a really messed up poll. "Is the wallpaper I saw in a men's bathroom and that almost no other human beings have ever seen sexy? No, I won't post a photo until after the poll is closed."

[evan@cosocial.ca]

@mayintoronto good question!

[scanner@apricot.social]

@evan all I can say, reading your thread, is you dramatically underestimate the dreams and imagination of people interested in mermaids.

[tim_lavoie@cosocial.ca]

@evan Do they have Bailey’s?

[evan@cosocial.ca]

@scanner that's probably true! There are probably a lot of angles I never got even close to the neighborhood of in this thread.