some time ago i (half) joked that the only job #llm can replace outright is the CEO.
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some time ago i (half) joked that the only job #llm can replace outright is the CEO.
today i attended an earnings call where a synthetised voice of our CEO read multi-page long table of numbers from an official financial document, according to a script prepared by claude, over a single slide titled "company earnings 2025" - to a room full of employees who commuted to the office to watch it in person. there was no management present or even shown on the screen.
it was the most disturbed dystopian fucking thing i've experienced in my career of working for soul-crushing corporations.
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some time ago i (half) joked that the only job #llm can replace outright is the CEO.
today i attended an earnings call where a synthetised voice of our CEO read multi-page long table of numbers from an official financial document, according to a script prepared by claude, over a single slide titled "company earnings 2025" - to a room full of employees who commuted to the office to watch it in person. there was no management present or even shown on the screen.
it was the most disturbed dystopian fucking thing i've experienced in my career of working for soul-crushing corporations.
Reminds me of the movie "Real Genius" as mitch goes to class through out the year, and more and more students are replaced with tape recorders in the lecture hall, until the professor is also replaced with a reel to reel tape player.
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some time ago i (half) joked that the only job #llm can replace outright is the CEO.
today i attended an earnings call where a synthetised voice of our CEO read multi-page long table of numbers from an official financial document, according to a script prepared by claude, over a single slide titled "company earnings 2025" - to a room full of employees who commuted to the office to watch it in person. there was no management present or even shown on the screen.
it was the most disturbed dystopian fucking thing i've experienced in my career of working for soul-crushing corporations.
@grepe the C in CEO mean chatbot.
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some time ago i (half) joked that the only job #llm can replace outright is the CEO.
today i attended an earnings call where a synthetised voice of our CEO read multi-page long table of numbers from an official financial document, according to a script prepared by claude, over a single slide titled "company earnings 2025" - to a room full of employees who commuted to the office to watch it in person. there was no management present or even shown on the screen.
it was the most disturbed dystopian fucking thing i've experienced in my career of working for soul-crushing corporations.
@grepe sure but if it's a consolation: LLM didn't actually replace him. He still gets paid but just has more time for golfing without these meaningless calls for the peons.
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some time ago i (half) joked that the only job #llm can replace outright is the CEO.
today i attended an earnings call where a synthetised voice of our CEO read multi-page long table of numbers from an official financial document, according to a script prepared by claude, over a single slide titled "company earnings 2025" - to a room full of employees who commuted to the office to watch it in person. there was no management present or even shown on the screen.
it was the most disturbed dystopian fucking thing i've experienced in my career of working for soul-crushing corporations.
@grepe this CEO could have been a PDF
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Gli ultimi otto messaggi ricevuti dalla Federazione
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@Cincia in effetti risolvendo quel problema avremmo risolto anche quello dei servizi sanitari devastati a danno della salute pubblica e a beneficio dei profitti privati.
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@gubi@sociale.network
Le liste di attesa possono sembrare un problema, ma l'abbondante richiesta di accedere ai servizi di salute mentale è pure quello un sintomo.
I problemi, quelli veri, sono la crisi climatica (che fa capire ai e alle giovani che non avranno un futuro vivibile), l'aumento delle disuguaglianze sociali, la concentrazione di potere economico e la riduzione dei diritti economici e sociali, l'individualismo crescente con il suo portato di competizione.
Forse, in una parola, il problema è il capitalismo?
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In Italia per ogni problema si sceglie tra proibizionismo o deregolamentazione. Se il problema è l’uso sempre più frequente dei chatbot da parte degli adolescenti, anche in situazioni di disagio emotivo, da Azione arriva una proposta di legge per cancellare lo storico delle conversazioni con i chatbot dopo cinque giorni. In UK invece si distingue tra il sintomo (ricorso alla AI) e il problema (liste di attesa infinite per l’accesso ai servizi di salute mentale).
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/dec/09/teenagers-ai-chatbots-mental-health-support
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Dopo il nuovo ordine mondiale, la nuova prigione mondiale
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Diminutive Gangster Turns Self In, Raves About Trickster Rabbit
Albuquerque: Notorious bank robber Harold “Baby Face” Finster, AKA Ant Hill Harry, appeared at the Albuquerque Sheriff’s office early Tuesday morning.
Deputies report Finster was agitated, disoriented, and suffering from a number of injuries. “The poor guy begged us to put him in lockup. Claimed there was a rabbit trying to kill him. After realizing who we had on our hands, we were more than glad to oblige.”
Finster claimed this rabbit developed a thirst for blood after the robber tried hiding money stolen from the Last National Bank in its hole. “According to Finster, what he thought was just a hole turned out to be an entire cave system which the rabbit had converted to a modern home, complete with electrity, water, cooking appliances. It was even furnished for the care of a baby, with a high chair and crib. We don’t know what Finster’s been drinking, but the fellas at the station hope we can find some before our next poker game.”
No rabbit has been found as of this printing, but the Acme Bugle staff hope to interview Finster soon for more information on this supposed anthropomorphic lepus.
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@paco
I'm sure I still have the physical book somewhere. Came with a small booklet with codes. Wonder where in my storage it could be along with my stiffies and floppies with drives that still work.
Be safe
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Well, the post-Caturday catfast has been broken. Back to bed.
