Them: now that you're #vegan, what do you eat?

[maxalmonte14@indiehackers.social]

Them: now that you're #vegan, what do you eat? Salad?

My mind: yes, mfer, salad. I only eat fuckin' salad. Have you ever been to a vegan restaurant? They don't even have a menu. Just a strip of paper that says "salad". They don't even sell beverages. Just salad. In fact, they don't take your order, they just straight up bring you a plate of salad as soon as you sit down. They don't even ask you "would like anything else?" No. They bring you a side dish of salad with your salad.

Me: Not really.

[oblomov@sociale.network]

@maxalmonte14 there's a rather famous vegan restaurant in town here, who has flower pots as centerpieces on the table. When we brought new people there we liked to tell them that was the appetizer.