Them: now that you're #vegan, what do you eat?
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Them: now that you're #vegan, what do you eat? Salad?
My mind: yes, mfer, salad. I only eat fuckin' salad. Have you ever been to a vegan restaurant? They don't even have a menu. Just a strip of paper that says "salad". They don't even sell beverages. Just salad. In fact, they don't take your order, they just straight up bring you a plate of salad as soon as you sit down. They don't even ask you "would like anything else?" No. They bring you a side dish of salad with your salad.
Me: Not really.
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Them: now that you're #vegan, what do you eat? Salad?
My mind: yes, mfer, salad. I only eat fuckin' salad. Have you ever been to a vegan restaurant? They don't even have a menu. Just a strip of paper that says "salad". They don't even sell beverages. Just salad. In fact, they don't take your order, they just straight up bring you a plate of salad as soon as you sit down. They don't even ask you "would like anything else?" No. They bring you a side dish of salad with your salad.
Me: Not really.
@maxalmonte14 there's a rather famous vegan restaurant in town here, who has flower pots as centerpieces on the table. When we brought new people there we liked to tell them that was the appetizer.
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@82mhz 😆 that would be fantastic!
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@mannivu Libro che ho odiato con tutto il cuore a causa dello stesso motivo. Ci venne assegnato come libro da leggere durante le vacanze. Ogni volta che entro in libreria e leggo il suo nome mi allontano subito. È un riflesso pavloviano. No credo leggerò mai più un suo libro, peccato…
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@stefano
icq.bsd.cafe. Can't wait 😜
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Le Fasquen (@lepasquen.bsky.social)
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> Il servizio sordine di #italiaisraele sarà gestito dal mossad. Il Mossad darà ordini agli organi di polizia italiana.
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@nina_kali_nina I forgot script is a text tool, so at most it was an inspiration.
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Il ricordo di una giornata di arrampicata sulle falesie della piana di Sant'Agostino, tra Sperlonga e Gaeta. Un luogo per me fuori dal tempo e dallo spazio dove ho trascorso i momenti più belli della mia vita.
#climb #nature
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It's 🌮 time, again 😂
