#bitcoin
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And the odds that Returned Jesus would be racially profiled, thrown to the ground by six masked thugs, held down, pepper sprayed, bashed in the head with a steel baton, shot sixteen times in the back, and then called a fucking bitch?
@davidtheeviloverlord @molly0xfff Mary and Joseph would then be investigated for terrorism.
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@molly0xfff They pay out $1 for every 75c for "Will Jesus return before the end of 2027?" "No" https://polymarket.com/event/jesus-christ-return-before-2027-odds-5-monday-night-12-1-am
Why are they taking the "No" bet at all? Am I missing something? Or why is it not 99c and you get $1 back? Or do the fees and locking in your money for 2 years with no interest offset it? Or are the people paying for yes subsidising the no people somewhat? -
Hah what fools, don't they know Jesus is still busy recovering from the time he performed the quadruple front flip miracle at the 1975 x-games? https://old.reddit.com/r/aivideos/comments/1qxnfhb/jesus_christ_superstar_oc/
@2rad0 @molly0xfff He's overhyped, the only trick he can do is a Christ air.
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@molly0xfff hedge that
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@molly0xfff Idiocracy.
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Jesus thinking... "maybe I'll return just to fuck with crypto bros".