"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"
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@Lana I once saw a six year old break down crying because she remembered that triangles exist. Kids are wonderfully bonkers!
@xgranade to be fair that is deeply saddening news
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"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"
My brother in Christ have you ever actually been around a child?? They will straight up ambush you with the most unhinged, bonkers, nihilist questions with a completely straight face. Questions that will cause grown adults to have an existential crisis if you think about them too long. Just yesterday in class a student stopped in the middle of playing a scale to ask me how does she even know if I exist or not and I had to sit quietly in a corner with that one for like an hour. PLEASE let me explain the gay. Explain the gay is fucking easy.
@Lana one of the earliest complex sentences my son read was from a "life in hell" comic: "today, the Supreme Court outlawed sodomy". He was four.
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"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"
My brother in Christ have you ever actually been around a child?? They will straight up ambush you with the most unhinged, bonkers, nihilist questions with a completely straight face. Questions that will cause grown adults to have an existential crisis if you think about them too long. Just yesterday in class a student stopped in the middle of playing a scale to ask me how does she even know if I exist or not and I had to sit quietly in a corner with that one for like an hour. PLEASE let me explain the gay. Explain the gay is fucking easy.
I asked my parents about what happens after death, I'm sure explaining the gay is a tiny drop compared to that.
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"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"
My brother in Christ have you ever actually been around a child?? They will straight up ambush you with the most unhinged, bonkers, nihilist questions with a completely straight face. Questions that will cause grown adults to have an existential crisis if you think about them too long. Just yesterday in class a student stopped in the middle of playing a scale to ask me how does she even know if I exist or not and I had to sit quietly in a corner with that one for like an hour. PLEASE let me explain the gay. Explain the gay is fucking easy.
@Lana
'But how do I know it's not just a dream I've never woken up from, and the real me is passed out and a fire is burning down the house?'Genuine question I got babysitting a 5 year old.
Thank god you can distract small children with candy and ice cream.
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"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"
My brother in Christ have you ever actually been around a child?? They will straight up ambush you with the most unhinged, bonkers, nihilist questions with a completely straight face. Questions that will cause grown adults to have an existential crisis if you think about them too long. Just yesterday in class a student stopped in the middle of playing a scale to ask me how does she even know if I exist or not and I had to sit quietly in a corner with that one for like an hour. PLEASE let me explain the gay. Explain the gay is fucking easy.
My 2 year old daughter's best friend has 2 dads. We never even had to explain it, it just is.
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"how am I supposed to explain gay to a child?"
My brother in Christ have you ever actually been around a child?? They will straight up ambush you with the most unhinged, bonkers, nihilist questions with a completely straight face. Questions that will cause grown adults to have an existential crisis if you think about them too long. Just yesterday in class a student stopped in the middle of playing a scale to ask me how does she even know if I exist or not and I had to sit quietly in a corner with that one for like an hour. PLEASE let me explain the gay. Explain the gay is fucking easy.
@Lana fuck, how do I know that *I* exist. what I'm just imagining all of this.
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@xgranade to be fair that is deeply saddening news
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@Lana fuck, how do I know that *I* exist. what I'm just imagining all of this.
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@Lana fuck, how do I know that *I* exist. what I'm just imagining all of this.
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@UkeleleEric @Lana I don't think "you" is exactly the right word here.
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