I just finished an amazing call.

[feralhousewife@mastodon.social]

@stefano wow. I've been out of the business for over ten years and even I know that Docker has to run *on* something. Hilarious.

[vaneshi@bitbang.social]

@stefano The good ol' "not for all the tea in china" side step.

[tforcworc@todon.nl]

@stefano this is a synptom of a much larger problem - i had an argument with some people recently who want to use "AI for 6G". I asked "so what's your platform to run the AI on? like do you have server racks in cell towers and run the AI on unikernels, or re-implement the AI on top of Cloud RAN and tolerate the latency, or do you have a non-GenAI tech in mind for your smart cellular service?". you could hear the tumbleweed rolling through their empty heads...stack free

[raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie]

@bsdtv @stefano
SSD Supersonic Spinning Disc 😆

It's amazing how they fit motors to spin it and move the head on platters into a tiny 1.5mm x 12 mm package (approx). A miracle of nanotechnology!

In a way the reality is much stranger.

I remember when some people thought the CRT was the computer and the cased PC was the "hard disk". Some thought a 3.5" floppy was a hard disk (if they had first encountered cassettes and 5.25" floppies.
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[maysonic@twit.social]

@paul_ipv6 @mvilain @stefano As one who has written device-driving code in assembly languages, I don’t really know how Docker works, but if you’ll pay me, I’d be quite willing to research it and explain it to you at whatever level of detail you’d like…

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@maysonic @mvilain @stefano

i have every confidence that if using docker became part of your job, you'd spend the time to learn what was going on under the hood. :)

[nickbergencomputerquest@mastodon.social]

@Yendolosch @stefano Maybe Stefano could still offer him a nice game of chess

[maysonic@twit.social]

@paul_ipv6 @mvilain @stefano Given that the main computer-related income I’ve received since #y2K has been a shareware check for a Mac INIT I wrote in the 80’s, and a few free lunches from a friend whose Windows machine I removed a few viruses from, the likelihood of my employment requiring using Docker is fairly slim. It is possible that I may want to learn it anyway, if some side project (not that these days I really have any non-side projects) seems to need it.

[rasur@mastodon.social]

Oof, cubed 🥴

[release_candidate@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@mvilain @stefano I ask sometimes what exactly is a container. If the candidate never mentions cgroups or namespaces, then I conclude that she/he doesn't really know.

Most of the times I just get answers like methaphores of sandboxing and how it's 'not a vm, but like a vm'.

[angel@triptico.com]

The voice of stupidity is always self-confident and loud.

[linkshaender@bildung.social]

@stefano WAAT? 😆🤪

[bms48@mastodon.social]

@stefano Epic Fail.

[trrektor@ieji.de]

@stefano it's worse: he needs linux on freebsd to run docker

[coreysnipes@hachyderm.io]

@stefano whew! well done.

[mardor@ruhr.social]

@stefano
The secret to eternal happiness.

[okurth@mas.to]

@stefano If they are looking for an expert on docker, they are rejecting everyone who knows something about docker.

[thepowernap@mefi.social]

@stefano

It's so infruriating the other way too. I was being interviewed by a "very smart boy" about algorithms for a job. He asked how to multiply very large numbers, then kept overtalking me when I was trying to explain how to do it with an FFT.

"No, that's for signal domain transformation"

"No, I asked about multiplying numbers"

In the end he did me a favor, because I would rather defenstrate him than work with him. I did email him this after our interview:
http://numbers.computation.free.fr/Constants/Algorithms/fft.html

[_elena@mastodon.social]

@stefano my blood pressure just skyrocketed while reading your toot. Wow… just wow… but bullet dodged I guess?

[passthejoe@snac.bsd.cafe]

Gotta have the right pants for all the Dockers.