Them: now that you're #vegan, what do you eat? Salad?
My mind: yes, mfer, salad. I only eat fuckin' salad. Have you ever been to a vegan restaurant? They don't even have a menu. Just a strip of paper that says "salad". They don't even sell beverages. Just salad. In fact, they don't take your order, they just straight up bring you a plate of salad as soon as you sit down. They don't even ask you "would like anything else?" No. They bring you a side dish of salad with your salad.
Me: Not really.